Da Mici

I'm not too sure what my dad has against Demetri Martin. It's a weird complex my father has, maybe. He claims that Demetri is corny.
"That guys is in this thirties?!" my dad questions. "And what's up with that big pad?" He'll continue.
"Large pad," I sigh.
Get this, I tell a joke and, with the prior knowledge that Demetri has composed this joke, my father does not laugh.
However, once (without this knowledge) I told my father "A dreamcatcher works... if your dream is to be gay." And can you believe it?! My father creacks up. I also tell him that "glitter is the herpes of all craft supplies" and he keels over with laughter saying it is the funniest thing he has heard. And, after I tell the joke, I admit, "Demetri says that!"
"Oh that Demetri," he pokes.
Why does my father have such a problem with him? I had one of the best nights of my life at Demetri's show! I just don't know. All I know is that I'll be watching Important Things With Demetri Martin wheter my father approves of not.